Hmm...this Brexit...

'Piglet.'

'Hmm?'

'This…this Brexit.'

'Ah, yes.'

'Is that, sort of, running for the bus with tea and cornflakes down your front?'

'To have later, yes…I should imagine.'

'But there's another lot, isn't there?  Who don't pelt down the street with cereal spraying about them?'

'Oh, yes.  They're completely opposed to rise-and-shine shambles.'

'What do they call themselves?'

'Bray Exactly Where You Are.'

'Really?'

'Tigger says.'

'Oh…really…hmm.'