Wednesday 13 January 2016

Slow TV finds a new convert

'Eeyore loves the television we got him for Christmas, Pooh.'
'Glad to hear it.'
'Owl went to see him last night. They're really getting into Slow TV.'
'And what might that be?'
'Oh, long shots of the same thing for ages, muffled voices if there are any, nothing much happening.'
'So . . . tv, then.'
'Without the budgets.'
'What were they watching?'
'Owl said it was a programme showing a square dark night with no moon or stars. But then a spider toddled across the universe and just sat there.'
'Is . . . is Eeyore's fusebox still kaput?'
'Now you mention it . . . .'

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